Tikis are hamakatis. Hamakatis are very dangerous. Hamakatis are hamakatis with hamakatis.
Hamakatis are tis and they drink tea. And then they durf all around and jump and show their butthole. They are buttholio duskets. Cornholio duskets. And they hate corndogs so they poop in their own face.
They like to jump inside trees. When they get inside the trees it falls down because they are so giant. They aren't very friendly so I don't know what to do if I get around them. If you want to go to Hamakati island, you must wear hamakati hats. You MUST.
Then you get eaten if you take off your hat.

a story from Josiathe
